- how my mother works
- me: mom i got all A's
- mom:
- me: mom i cleaned the whole house
- mom:
- me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
- mom:
- mom: is this your cup on the table?
- me: yes
- mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
- english boys: U ALRIGHT LUV
- australian boys: oi give us a gob cunt
- american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
- arab guys: you want to make friendship
i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
(via patunes)
This track here is not a song, nor a tune. It is a sound. A sound compiled by satanists in the early 12th century to open a door to hell to willingly given their souls to Lucifer. A sound used in 13th centure Europe during Excorisms to open the gates of hell in order to send the demon within someone back to its origins. This track is a danger to play for when it opens the gates of hell, it allows demons to enter wherever you are. Play at your own risk!!! There are certain “safe” zone where this track will not play at all and these zones are usually holy places such as churches where demons would not dare to lurk.
Truly horrifying.
OK ONE DAY IM GOING TO WORK UP THR COURAGE TO LISTEN TO THIS
should i play it I’m honestly scared
>people that are too scared to play it
omg I want to play this but I’m alone and I can’t afford to take that risk… man.. I’m such a pussy sometimes.
oh my god this was HORRIFYING
Reblogging again because if I’m going to hell so are all of you. Fucking scary shit.
omg that was NOT something to listen to when you are home alone.
(via wwisteria)
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